Astromenda is an evil yellow donut that controls a spyware application of the same name. It changes your settings on pretty much any browser, and should be destroyed immediately. Bramblenose had an encounter with it.


  • Taking up hard drive space
  • Screwing you up on important things
  • Spamming ads
  • Adamfu
  • Raping your computer
  • The Brat Family
  • Corrupting files
  • Hijacking your browser
  • Money (money is the only reason it took measures this far to screw browsers up)
  • Being a fucking troll


  • Homer Simpson (he eats donuts)
  • Having its spyware app uninstalled