Billy Mays is the holy GOD of all pitchmen. He has come up with the zaniest products to deal with tough tasks. Sadly, he died in 2009, but was brought back to life by his sheer epicness. Like Tito, he trolled Chris Chan.


  • Oxyclean
  • Kaboom!
  • His commercials
  • Saying "HI BILLY MAYS HERE!"
  • Anthony Sullivan (best friend)
  • Tito


  • Vince the Shamwow Guy (mortal enemy)
  • Chris Chan
  • Bullshit
  • Olimar


Many people have said that Chris Chan was the one who killed Billy Mays because of the fact that they're both fat!

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