Dick the Clown is Ronald McDonald's long lost brother or relative of sorts. Not much is Known about Dick's life, other than he has the 2nd largest human cock at 269 miles (the record holder is still Drew Pickles). He is also a good story teller, and likes to perform magic tricks with his penis. His most famous feat is making balloon animals from condoms.



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