Grimace is Barney the Dinosaur's living, talking, breathing testicle who is friends with Ronald McDonald and star of the Everybody Loves Grimace TV series. His origins lie within Barney's scrodum and he can't be killed. Thats right, Nothing can kill the Grimace! Not even Chuck Norris (okay, take that back. Chuck can MAYBYE kill Grimace)


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Grimace was one of Barney's 4 magic testicles that have a power that is stronger than that of harmony. It began one day when Barney was real horny, so Ronald McDonald gave him a hand job. Before Barney's happy juice can come (haha come) out, he blasted a Nuclear Fart that blew one of his testicles. It grew legs, arms, a face, and there was Grimace!

Grimace soon became good friends with Ronald, and he would become a character in the McDonalds franchise. He would sneek out of the studio to have swell rape romp origies with Drew Pickles and Barney the now Triple Testicle Dinosaur. Grimace often got cold, so Ronald found a solution. He jacked Barney off for an hour or 2, and soon, the purple pedeosaur blew a big testicle that would become Grimace's house.

Grimace would later on be a member in Ronald's INSANE group as well as the main protagonist of his show Everybody Loves Grimace, where he goes on lots of misadventures with his pals to thwart the plans of Dr. Robotnik, Colonel Sanders, and the Great Brat King.


  • Grimace's age is unknown, since science hasn't found a way to tell the age of walking purple testicles.
  • He also has his own TV show called Everybody Loves Grimace! Read more about it right here!