The Hamburglar is a weirdo who is buddies with Ronald McDonald and Grimace. He likes hamburgers very much. He is also Wario's servant, as he forces Hamburglar to steal burgers for him. Hamburglar is also a good friend to the Soviet Ronalds and has mixed feelings about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, some days he likes it.
- Saying "ROBBLE ROBBLE ROBBLE!"
- Ronald McDonald
- Donkey Kong
- The Soviet Ronalds
- My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (sometimes)
- Trixie (favorite pony)
- Burger King
- Colonel Sanders
- Scary Ronald (he's terrified of him)
- Stupid cats
- Chris Chan's Hamburglar cosplay