Thease are some of the characters that appear in the television show Everybody Loves Grimace.


  • Grimace: A purple testicle and the main character. He often gets himself into trouble
  • Ronald McDonald: The INSANE clown form McDonalds and Soviet Ronalds Commander. He gives Grimace somwhat impossible tasks.
  • Wario: A super fat man who likes to eat burgers. He goes on adventures with Grimace.
  • King Dedede: 2nd in Command of the Soviet Ronalds.
  • Donkey Kong: A member of the Soviet Ronalds who loves to eat bananas.
  • Stanley: A drug addicted Troll from Central Park. He gets all the other characters high on crack.
  • Rabbit: A drug addicted Rabbit from the Hundred Acre Woods. He is best friends with Stanley and the two get high on crack.
  • Shy Guy: A badass guy with a mask who loves playing tennis.
  • Metal Mario: A drug addicted, metallic plumber from Neo Bowser City. He is drug buddies with Stanley and Rabbit.
  • Nigel Thornberry: A very Smashing explorer with a shitty fetish for shit.
  • Tito: A fat Hawaiian bartender who loves saying "Lil' cuz" and trolling Chris Chan.
  • RobotniGrimace: A strange combination of Dr. Robotnik and Grimace.
  • Squidward Tentacles: An octopus from the world of Spongebob.
  • Drew Pickles: The gayest man in the entire universe and leader of the swell Barney Bunch. He goes by RMDH to rape everyone there.



  • Waluigi: Wario's tall and anorexic brother.
  • Diddy Kong: Donkey Kong's younger brother.
  • Elmo: A gay Muppet from Sesame Street. In every episode apppearance, he dies in a gruesome manner.
  • Flapjack: An annoying child who lives inside a whale and loves ADVENTURE!!!. He sees Grimace as his idol for some reason.
  • Olimar: A pathetic midget spaceman who hangs out with living dildos called Pikmin. He is one of Elmo's gay friends.
  • Chowder: An ugly purple fat boy who is Flapjack's gay lover.
  • Michael Bay: Director of the Transformer movies. He makes action movies that the Soviet Ronalds like to watch.
  • Mudkip: The mud fish Pokemon. They are common pets in RMDH.
  • Mario Head: The floating head of Mario!
  • RED Scout: A teenager from Team Fortress 2. He hates BLU Heavy.
  • BLU Heavy: A man from Team Fortress 2. He is RED Scout's mortal enemy.
  • Toad: Ronald McDonald's nephew. His girlfriend is Toadette.
  • Toadette: Toad's obnoxious, bitchy girlfriend.
  • Dry Bones: A drug addicted Koopa Troopa who is best friends with Shy Guy and Metal Mario.
  • DJ 2: A badass koala from Animal Jam. He is very minor.
  • Baby Peach: A cute baby princess who is friends with DJ 2.
  • Yoshi: Leader of the Soviet Yoshis, an ally group of the Soviet Ronalds.
  • Birdo: Yoshi's wife and second-in-command of the Soviet Yoshis.
  • Chi the Kitten: A cute kitten from the anime Chi's Sweet Home.
  • Cinnamon: A Jamaican cinnamon stick who loves saying, "Here I cum, I am Cinnamon!"