- Fire Sumos
- People mistaking his football for a stone!
"Well like they say in Brooklyn; early to bed, early to catch the worm! Or is it the Bagel?"
"Good thing I found a Magic Balloon!"
"Yeah well I didn't think it was so funny."
"Stay here while I ring out my cap."
"Mario, wherever you are, HEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!"
"That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! 'Wheesh'"