Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure is a terrible video game that ruined the Spyro the Dragon series. This horrid "game" murdered the badass Spyro series and turned all the characters into idiots! The jokes are stupid, the music is awful, the graphics look like shit coming out of a kangaroo's asshole, and worst of all, it killed an amazing video game series!
- "I'd rather shove my dick up a rhinoceros's asshole while ramming my head up an armadillo's ballsack!" - The Angry Video Game Nerd.