The annual Ronald McDonald Hell French Fry Festival is approaching, and Ronald McDonald is preparing for this monumental occasion. He wants to create the world's largest Ronald McDonald statue out of french fries. However, a team up of his enemies might sabotage the Festival.
- Ronald McDonald: The INSANE clown leader of the Soviet Ronalds and main protagonist.
- King Dedede: The Texan penguin ruler of Dreamland and Soviet Ronalds 2nd in Command.
- Grimace: the sentient testicle and Ronald's close friend.
- Wario: The burger loving lardball.
- Donkey Kong: The banana addicted ape.
- Shy Guy: The stoic yet awesome mask-wearing dude.
- Metal Mario: A chromatic, drug-addicted version of Mario.
- Tails: a young but alcoholic fox.
- Knifehead: a scary and powerful Kaiju.
- Twilight Sparkle: a bright unicorn who enjoys reading.
- Pinkie Pie: the fun loving party pony.
- Sweetie Belle: a member of the Cutie Mark Crusaders and the youngest Soviet Ronalds member.
- Colonel Sanders: mascot/founder of KFC and Ronald's eternal foe. Him, the King, and Wendy plan on ruining the French Fry Festival.
- Burger King: mascot of the restaurant bearing his name and Ronald's 2nd eternal foe. He teams up with the Colonel and Wendy in order to ruin the Festival.
- Wendy: mascot of her self-titled restaurant and Ronald's 3rd eternal foe. She tries to ruin the Festival as well.