The Angry Video Game Nerd (real name James Rolfe) is a badass gamer who plays shitty games so you don't have to! He's gonna take you back to the past! To play the shitty games that suck ass! He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear! He'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer! He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard! He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd! He's the Angry Atari-Sega Nerd! He's the Angry Video Game Nerd!