The AwesomeSeaCucumber Army is a Soviet Ronalds knockoff led by none other than AwesomeSeaCucumber himself. These faggots love trolling various wikis, spamming random shit into various pages, and just being plain dicks. Kill these retards!
- AwesomeSeaCucumber- The leader of the Army himself, also known as "CaptainSeaCucumber". He recently retired from being the leader.
- Tomo Takino- The 2nd-in-command, an illegal Mexican-Japanese immigrant with a juice fetish.
- Navi- An annoying fairy who loves spamming "HEY LISTEN!" all the time.
- Eric Matthews- A retarded man with anger management issues. He is the current leader of the Army.
- Elmo- A furry red traitor of The Barney Bunch who is rarely seen in the Army.
- Groose- An overrated, cocky jerk from Skyloft with an unquenchable lust for Suiseiseki's cum.
- Suiseiseki- One of the most evil beings on the planet who loves spamming "Desu" all the time desu.
- Gaston- A former member of the Army who later quit because he couldn't stand them any longer.
- Duster- A naughty treasure hunter who is TheStarman's favorite character.
- Jigglypuff- A Pokemon who has severe anger issues.
- Ben 10- A teenager who can transform into various monsters.
- TheStarman- A Duster fanboy who didn't really do much other than spam Duster all over the Wiki.
- The Bride King- One of AwesomeSeaCucumber's retarded henchmen with serious anger issues, he is currently retired.
- Spinda- The gayest Pokemon in existence and AwesomeSeaCucumber's favorite Pokemon.
- Espurr- Another gay Pokemon that AwesomeSeaCucumber is obsessed with.
- The Brat Family- See the article The Brat Family for more information.
- Doodledoug3212- The Army's sworn nemesis and the most memorable of all the Wikians.
- RonaldMcMotherF***ingDonald- Doodledoug3212's sidekick and a Barney Bunch fan.
- MorshuandUshrom- Doodledoug's good friend and an early YouTube Poop Wikian.
- Bangelo510- The founder of the YouTube Poop Wiki and leader of the YouTube Poop Wikians.
- The Masked Pope- Another one of Doodledoug's friends, a helpful contributor to the Wiki.
- DJ 2- Doodledoug3212's favorite character, a badass koala from the underappreciated show Animal Jam.
- The YouTube Poop Wikians- See the article The YouTube Poop Wikians for more info.
- The Soviet Ronalds- An insane group of characters led by Ronald McDonald.
- The Barney Bunch- The gayest group of characters in the world led by Barney the Dinosaur and Drew Pickles.
- The Soviet Yoshis- The allies of the Soviet Ronalds led by Yoshi.
- The Doodledoug3212 Army- The Army's main rivals led by you know who.