The Betty Bunch Show of Swellness is a new super swell show on The RMDH Channel that serves as a spinoff to The Barney Bunch Show of Swellness. It is mostly about the female counterpart to The Barney Bunch, The Betty Bunch as they engage in lesbian activities and being the sick fucks that they are.
- Betty DeVille: The leader of the Betty Bunch and the main protagonist. She is the world's biggest lesbian.
- Didi Pickles: One of Betty's lesbian partners and Stu Pickles's wife.
- Charlotte Pickles: One of Betty's lesbian partners and the wife of the world's gayest man.
- Angelica Pickles: Charlotte and Drew's bitchy daughter.
- Kira Finster-Watanabe: Betty's Japanese sex slave and the wife of Chaz Finster.
- Pinkamena Diane Pie: The evil version of Pinkie Pie who likes to turn her victims into cupcakes.
- Velma Dinkley: A nerdy teenager who is one of the earliest members of the Bunch.
- Cindy Bear: Yogi Bear's ex-girlfriend who is also one of the earliest members of the Bunch.
- D.W. Read: Arthur's bitchy little sister who wants to get revenge on him for punching her.
- Miley Cyrus: A naughty singer who provides music for the Bunch.
- Rosechu: A hideous cross between Amy Rose and Raichu and the apple of Sonichu's eye.
- Sofia the First: A slutty bitch of a princess who hates Baby Peach and Baby Daisy. She is the youngest member of the Bunch.
- Drew Pickles: The world's gayest man and Betty's arch-rival. He is the leader of the Barney Bunch and the main antagonist of the show.
- The Barney Bunch: Drew's swell group of men who are the rivals of the Betty Bunch.
- Rainbow Dash: An awesome Pegasus pony who left the Betty Bunch due to it interfering with her friends.
- Otachi: A giant Kaiju monster who also left the Betty Bunch because she wanted to join The Soviet Ronalds.
- Toadette: Toad's girlfriend who also left the Betty Bunch so she could spend more time with Toad.
- Wii Fit Trainer: A chick who also left the Betty Bunch due to it interfering with her training schedule.
- Dixie Kong: An ape who also left the Betty Bunch so she could be with Diddy Kong.
- Pube Muppet: a hairy frog who drops by here and there to try and get sexual satisfaction. He is one of Drew's rivals.
- Fatty Bear: Drew's other greatest rival and the leader of The Humoungous Bunch.
- Ronald McDonald: The INSANE clown and the leader of The Soviet Ronalds.
- Yoshi: A cheerful dinosaur and the leader of The Soviet Yoshis.